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javascript
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15/100

# Roast Score: 15/100 --- ## The Verdict This is the coding equivalent of showing up to a potluck with a single potato chip. Technically present, technically edible, but it raises more questions th...

python
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2/100

# Code Review: `print("hello world")` --- **Roast Score: 2/100** --- Look, I'm not going to roast you here. This code is *fine*. It does exactly what it says on the tin. It's clean, it's simple, a...

typescript
serious
?/100

# Code Review: Obfuscated Hello World ## What's Done Right This is intentionally absurd code that achieves its stated goal—it's a self-referential obfuscation challenge that decodes through multiple ...

typescript
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15/100

# Roast Score: 15/100 --- ## The Sommelier's Notes Ah, what we have here is a *deliberately* absurd piece of code—and I mean that as high praise. This code announces its own ridiculousness upfront ...

python
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2/100

# Code Review: Hello, World! **Roast Score: 2/100** --- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the *Timeless Classics* wing of our museum. Please gather around exhibit A-1: `print("Hello, World!")`. Th...

html
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18/100

# Roast Score: 18/100 --- ## Welcome to the Museum of Pre-AI Web Development, 1997 Edition *adjusts curatorial gloves* Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on what we call a "complete HTML file."...

python
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62/100

# Roast Score: 62/100 ## The Good News You've got the fundamentals down — this actually *runs*, the logic flows, and you've clearly done enough learning to wire up a working GUI. That's not nothing. ...